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W. B. Geats
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Oh

"Beyonce wore the skin of her enemies adorned with little LED lights Becky's good hair…"

Hocus Pocus was avant-garde in this field.

If only they could have shown them the Vinyl pilot.

Saw the title, immediately thought: Blood Meridian.

That's more or less what happens in the middle of the newest Fantastic Four movie.

Seems fitting. Bone Tomahawk was flat out unhinged and so much goddamn fun.

"Sorry, heaven isn't hadicap-accessible."

I hope we just get a whole season of really awkward, passive-aggressive dining hall interactions between Jon and Olly.

This ain't ovah.

SPOILERS (I guess)

*smash cut to Geats eating sausage*

Fortunately for their casting directors, Steph Curry can play both "basketball player" and "extraterrestrial being from the outer limits of the observable universe."

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gentle Herpes

"One giant leap for 12 year olds in Düsseldorf."

The quiet before the Civil War

Peter Dinklage dropped some impressive side eye with that last line and I expect the GIF to haunt us for the rest of our days.

That whole kennel sequence was unnecessary. Ramsay summoning Walda and the kid literally moments after stabbing his father to death was enough to get the point across.

"What is dead may never die."
"Yeah, but they're really dead."
"What is dead may never die."

Apparently they're friends, but the kind of friends who hate each other.