Yelp review: They don't offer french fries or a free, stable Iraq, autonomous from Iranian influence!

Whatever it is, it's on your lawn.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "YOUR PEOPLE"?

It certainly does, it's just extremely generous about lending that authority to private citizens.

"A dispiriting thought, but also one that maybe explains why, even with a massively bloated Homeland Security budget, the FBI and CIA still function like second graders who would rather everyone in class get a time-out than share one carrot stick from their Lunchables."

Gallow blow, Dik.

I actually looked up the Best Polka category (retired in 2010) and Jimmy Sturr won almost every year for like a decade. Winners include his 2000 album, Touched by a Polka.

I'd like to see 1967 John Cale and the Factory's reaction to hearing that 2010 John Cale would be named an Officer of the Order of the British Empire.

That dawes seem to be the case sometimes.

"Well, this is a deal."

Wow, sex education with Werner Herzog got real fast.

"Dad, can you stop calling me 'you old sailor you'?"

Oh there are 'splosions.

246 pounds sterling if you're a woman.

Sorry for the confusion, but The Boss was just announcing his annual canoe trip.

Him?

That would probably blow.

Life

lol

Before the edit, your comment ended at "hope it doesn't-" and I was like, the guns got him.