As someone who grew up in the country shooting clay and smallbore targets (and still enjoys it), I know a lot of gun owners who fall in that anti-NRA camp and support increased regulations. Unfortunately the political enthusiasm gap between them and the hardcore nuts is a chasm.

Technically if USPS delivers your Gun TV firearm, the government is not only not taking your guns, they're bringing them to you.

No need for pitchforks when you can buy a fine Marlin 30-30 for the low low price of $249.99.

No one swipes right like Gaston!

"Many, many people have tweeted that I am all three."

I hope "Do you even read Between The World and Me?" becomes the next "Do you even lift?"

HE'S NOT WRONG.

“So, as long as there’s more adventures out there, I’ve got a bullwhip, a fedora, a leather jacket and a man on a horse who knows how to get the job done.”

There is no Jones but Jones.

A weapon to surpass Millenials!

The Founders can pick a name like us snake people, with a browser extension.

- David Brooks

It was the only way Morricone could get Tarantino to listen to it.

I wonder if the problem isn't so much that we hold it over Brown's head as it is that we don't consistently hold it over others' heads. It's very easy to live a life without being a domestic abuser.

"I'm riddled with it."

If I recall Life's Too Short correctly, Liam Neeson is the shock comedian.

In fairness, the smoothbore musket and tricorne didn't help.

He's not drinking, he's buffering.

I hope it's just Rambo and his buddies sitting around, drinking Old Milwaukee at the local VFW.

Hopefully this time he'll have better luck teaching the worms to dance like no one's watching.