I'd like to know which jackass over at Universal was like, "yeah, Bart Roberts is totally a better name than Rex-motherfucking-Reason."

Never mind, everyone. Sequel's back on.

It's Ashton Kutcher's Jobs.

Baron von Carhartt strikes again.

"The Man of [REDACTED] Steals Our Hearts"

He's not wrong.

Cops in the Old West: Spittoon Platoon

Ate?

I spent the montage sequence wondering if Simone was hidden off screen in the Bear/truck frames.

I like that Betsy at least somewhat lets her guard down around him.

Solverson: "This need for conquest, trying to own things that aren't meant to be owned…"

I'm going to have to stop you right there, Jose. It was a Beer Summit.

Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter was also excellent. If you'd asked me to name an original film that would spawn really high quality spin-offs as a rule, Fargo, as much as I love it, wouldn't have been high on that list.

Aces!

You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

Girlfriend’s Day stars Odenkirk as Ray, a washed-up greeting-card writer in a world that reveres greeting-card writers for some reason. When Ray joins forces with his fellow saccharine scribes to compose the perfect card for the titular new holiday, he ends up ensnared in a “web of deceit and murder.”

The court did not look favorably on this argument.

"For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me."

*Rod Serling appears*

Survivalist stoners are the best.