It had a hole anyway.

*He will wearily do this tragedy after tragedy to no discernible impact*

Make bipolar international systems great again.

So I warmed up this apple pie for nothing?

As Werner Herzog would put it, it's about "the harmony of overwhelming and collective murder."

Chance the Copper

Bourbon.

Hulu subscribers are masochists so hopefully she'll find a constituency.

Why yes, that baby does have herpes.

The ad campaign stars Emma Stone as a Japanese Terrier.

Taint likely.

No problem. I work at a political media firm where I mostly buy time for candidate/issue advertisers.

Glad to see that they found another use for the wardrobes from Dope and Hocus Pocus.

I love that the AV Club takes notice when a character on The Walking Dead has "substantial agency."

I'm sold purely on The Last of Us inspired cover.

"Maybe Reagan did conflate his movies with real war vets…but I doubt it."

You're right re: SNL. I'm thinking more broadly about equal time as a legal right for candidate advertising (where it's invoked most often), party notwithstanding.

Pretty sure independent committees can request equal-time as well. The only exception is airtime via political debates (which aren't subject to the rule no matter what Jim Webb tells you).

"Equal Time" is a hilariously ambiguous legal concept that I wrestle with at work. Sometimes you've got stations who sold 10 prime spots to an opponent tell you that they're pretty much out of inventory, but they'll sell you 10 spots of Dr. Phil daytime re-runs or whatever the fuck because equal time. Other stations…

…his hair.