Last year he did an interview with Men's Health (he's always a reliably entertaining interview) and I was waiting for them to ask "say, what's your secret?" and for him to respond with "heroin."

American Krime Story

You might see a grumpy old man but Tidal sees a first customer.

This might be the first time a contender for the GOP presidential nomination will *lose* TV opportunities on the other side of the primary.

Classic El Chapo.

"'GoatVR' mode"

Carl Sjunior Sjunior

It's a tough world out there for old white guys.

Unbelievably horrifying for the Cave family.

“You are not going to get zombie-like numbers for a story about 200 units of low-income housing being built on the east side of the Saw Mill Expressway,” Simon adds, taking a dig at the AMC ratings juggernaut The Walking Dead.

19 and Counting

*it rubs the lotion on its skin*

So no money-bach guarantee?

"For most Skid Row fans, there’s an incurable emptiness that comes from knowing that they couldn’t score tickets to Sebastian Bach’s wedding to Maria Aquinar"

*Hideo Kojima quickly changes disqus username*

Yep.

Did you see AFL-CIO's already classic press release on Walker today?

I'm the druid playin' the druid disguised as another druid.

So German porn?

Holy shit, this guy's taking TAL off the grid!