Dan didn't even use the word "cheating" in his response to DEHUMANE’s boyfriend, which was diplomatic.

Wolf Hall out-GoT'd GoT and had a perfect season. Rylance was excellent. I'm only sorry it condensed Wolf Hall and Bring Up the Bodies into a single season.

"I do declare! Bring me my faintin' couch!"

Well, the blue Solo cups certainly do.

E! Online went the subtler route:

*closes laptop, racks slide on Mossberg 500*

It is an ISIS flag with dildos.

It's one of my favorite quotes from The Wire:

Hamilton? He ain't no president.

- not Eliot Spitzer

“If Alexander Hamilton had me with him back in 1804, it would’ve been Burr who didn’t survive.”

Nah, he's underrated but then again "unknown" is basically his shtick.

Come on, his name's Todd Barry.

Admittedly a Howard Zinn network isn't the most thrilling premise for a media outlet but I'm willing to see where it goes.

Thus Spake Smootchie

Lick my balls, Mharti, it's the only way!

Why bother when we have Rick and Morty for 100 years Rick and Morty.

Have the guide killed.

*31 declared and exploratory candidates condemn @Alien Jesus with varying levels of xenophobia*

Hotline Miami 2