Fortunately so are most criminals.

I saw Hagakure (The Way of the Samurai) but thought it was on McAdams' desk.

"I used to want to be an astronaut but astronauts don't even go to the moon anymore."

Velcoro pushes the 3 martini lunch to the absolute limit.

Vince Vaughn's house just screams extended action sequence.

I think, if anything, they should have dialed up Vaughn's charm and eased off the seriousness a little. That might have helped with the "substance to his character" issue.

I liked Dority with: "Anything happens to me, you burn my shit. Quick."

You've changed, man. It used to be about the science.

You don't like pizza?

I mean, can't speak for Stewart, but I have a hard time believing he wouldn't qualify the '09 Fort Hood shooting as terrorism.

Didn't US Gov't do that because the UCMJ doesn't have laws related to terrorism, so the charges were pigeonholed by the rules governing court martials?

"In a terrorist act the goal is to inspire terror to prevent future actions."

Be nice, it's Neil Young.

So we're not calling it Dika2?

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If Gilligan can somehow organically work in a complete Deadwood cast reunion that'd be swell.

Either that or she's cosplaying Helena from Orphan Black.

"It is no small solace that in committing such an act today, he stands alone because this was technically the only mass murder in America today."

SHOTS FIRED IN THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS

Setting aside Fox for a sec, the WSJ's article this morning was serious bullshit. Some choice fucking cuts: