"Sir, we're going to need you to leave the park."

Is this the breast we can do?

You really missed out on Kate Upton's take on the Trans Pacific Partnership.

I'm assuming a "hipster horse" is a fixed gear bike.

Abradolf "“prepare to be emancipated from your inferior genes!” Lincler

I wouldn't take her to a dog fight, not even if she had a chance to win

Country as fuck.

He's like the Carl Sagan of killing people in this.

- his mom

Oh, it has been.

Now with the magic of obsolescence presence!

He makes a physical appearance in most (if not all) of the pilgrims' individual tales, but I can't remember if he shows up in the "present" timeline/pilgrimage.

I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.

Mmmmmm old forgotten lemoncake…

*Dewback walks across the screen mid money shot*

Stop trying to make the prequels happen.

I think if you enjoyed Endymion you will likely enjoy Rise. A lot of readers who loved Hyperion/Fall weren't crazy about Endymion/Rise, so if you had disliked Endymion then I'd recommend you stop now.

No doubt. And to that end the less we see of him the better. So assuming (and it's a big assumption) that they properly fund the series, they can do him some justice when he does appear.

I considered that, but hopefully Cooper's name will come with a serious investment from the network.

This will live and die on how well they bring the Shrike to screen. So fucking excited.