I was really hoping HBO would pick it up and dedicate a season to Hyperion and a season to Fall (likewise for Endymion and Rise). But still, this is better than Cooper's original plan which was to squeeze Hyperion and Fall into one or two movies.

OH SHIT CONGRATS

I assume the AV Club staff is desperately buying O'Neal time for his Rupert Murdoch write up.

Christ in the foothills, 4/5 newswires being obituaries has got to be some kind of record.

Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza?

Today, we're all getting punched in the face.

"Shhh, no tears only dreams"

The man was so fucking metal he injured himself tripping into an open grave while filming Dracula.

"Dude lived a life for at least ten men."

Can't wait for the Newswire on Hamburglar being indicted for accessory charges in the New York prison break.

Belle of the Ball Gag

Had a dream I was Gay French King. Woke up, STILL GAY FRENCH KING

But he was making fun of Gay French Kings, not homofrancoregiphobes!

He has Chronic memory problems.

I'm starting to think this Dr. Luke cat isn't a doctor at all.

It's also the movie where instead of comforting a man with lies in his dying moments Neeson's like, nah you're totally going to die.

So it’s a little disappointing to hear that the latest attempt to get a sequel to Bay’s Bad Boys II off the ground—this time, with a script from Safe Room writer David Guggenheim—doesn’t include Bay at all. Instead, The Grey director Joe Carnahan is in talks to direct the film.

Princess Leia: I love you.

If you never check on them they never die!

"Also, he was gay in case you didn't get that."