"Was I in possession of cocaine, amphetamines, amyl nitrate (also known as poppers) at the time of my arrest? In large quantities. Did I have consensual intercourse with two women under the age of 18? Repeatedly. I admit this. Did I violate the Mann Act and transport them across state lines for sexual purposes?…

I wasn't sure if he was going to die or instead get trapped 127 Hours style, making the stream a massive, ongoing success.

"Excuse me were you in an emotional ravine or an actual ravine?"

I kind of like "cházhǎo chū zài zhèlǐ Gongji Pigu Jiewen BITCH."

Pissed that I missed their April gig in Chicago, but you're probably right.

The Hip Replacements

Also the dude was/is a recovering alcoholic.

"On 9/11, I didn't like how rock music responded, and Wu-Tang Clan collectively, the way they responded, it resonated with me, and I have to say, it just is a gut-level — I had an emotional reaction that says, 'these are my people.'" - Ted Cruz

"Uh, personally I am a fan of R - Z - A."

And then they do a workout montage toward the end of her pregnancy and she's back in shape like Lee "Cheeseburger" Adama.

Heroes is a strong word.

Evidently it can't be two things.

On a related note: http://www.veryimportantpot…

Cookie Monster unmasked.

It's a stormtrooper for fuck's sake. It's not like he could hit anyone with that blaster.

Tutsi soon.

"Boyer was pushed out of a business partnership and jailed for an affair with a teenager. His life a shambles, Boyer traveled to Rwanda, recruiting boys…"

You go out with your fleshlight on *once* and all of a sudden you're "Gandalf the Rainbow" forever.

"A large, easily upset fanbase"? Star Wars?

Also listen to his unbelievable arrangement of Shenandoah, which in addition to being one of the most beautiful melodies ever written benefits hugely from his guitar work.