I think the technical term is Hot Chub Time Machine.

The fartest timeline.

Single female lawyer / Fighting for her client / Wearing sexy mini-skirts / And being self-reliant!

And his mullet's ugly too.

Negging female raptors is a rough road to travel.

The War of Norse Aggression

Dear Ndugu -

I was sorry to hear about this but relieved that the park decided not to put the lioness down.

There's a longer version somewhere and if you look carefully you can see the grass subtly parting and it's some velociraptor shit.

It's like that old saying about how behind every successful white actress there are "many Asian-American, Native Hawaiian and Pacific Islanders."

*B.G. "Twenty Jacket" Henne runs crying from the room*

I read Savage Love only occasionally and I get that Dan Savage is a proponent of open relationships/marriages with communication, but can someone clarify his stance on outright cheating in marriages?

“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. And saying shit like abso-fucking-lutely."

Come to think of it, it's a perfect Star Wars character name.

Inshallah.

I'll hazard a guess that this isn't the University of Chicago Proof.

One is an all black wearing death cult and the other is a terrorist organization.

"Are those the only choices?"

Loaning her dresses to Jaden.

The amoeba are going to find that it's light fare.