This stagnant and unnecessary 25-year ban’s been really grinding my gears now and we can only imagine a future where Porsches may be banned outright here in crossover-addicted Amerifatland where an increasing amount of people treat cars as mere ways to get from Point ‘A’ to Point ‘B’, and especially in the larger…

Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves, Jim?

A high speed chase in a doughnut truck. Can you imagine the video footage of police chasing a doughnut truck?

Not gonna stop that with spike strips or a PIT maneuver. Police unions across the country are gonna demand access to TOW missiles now.

This is parody, right?

Either way, I laughed so hard I cried. I guess it’s up to you whether people ARE laughing with you or at you.

You’re projecting harder than Luke at the climax of the movie, my dude.

When you consider that a significant portion of the population believes that 9/11 was an inside job, that Sandy Hook was a false flag operation and Hillary Clinton was running a child prostitution ring out of a Washington, D.C. pizza parlor, the idea showing up in the comments that Jalopnik’s editorial staff…

I’ve always loved the “need more space for my kid” argument for SUVs. When my sister and I were both toddlers, my dad drove us around in his then-new 1992 Honda Civic VX hatchback. I’ve seen pictures from trips we’d take in that car. We’d take a family trip for a weekend to the lake, and that car would be packed with…

He Patrick George’d it right up.

And yet whenever I try to do the same, I wind up with a face full of Mace.

Is anyone else terrified to see further degradation of driving skills in North America? I mean really, what kind of a passenger would say “Well, she can’t really handle driving between other vehicles on the freeway, but thanks to Nissan, I am very comfortable being a passenger here.” Things are bad enough without…

US highways have lane widths of approximately 12 feet. The Rogue is- what, little more than half of that?

+1,000,000

...because Lucas makes refrigerators too!

I 100% agree, but I am also someone who thought The Last Jedi was amazing for breaking the rules and introducing some new story beats and different takes on the heroes and the lore. As the online reaction to that one proves, some people get very aggressive moving too far away from the stuff they’re already familiar…

I’d go so far to say that the casting in both Schumacher films was good - all of those actors could’ve been good choices for their characters. Can you imagine Tommy Lee Jones as a properly written/directed Two-Face?

Ah yes, another piece of glorious AV Club clickbait.

Batman Forever is not a good movie, but it’s not completely awful. Kilmer tries a little (not much); Kidman does a fun, campy love interest thing; they manage to add Robin without it instantly ruining the movie; Carrey does his schtick (which you may or may not like,…

I’ve seen it too, and you zeroed in on the most terrible part. Seeing portly David Ogden Stiers painted green and stuffed into a super-cheap Manhunter costume completely shattered any suspension of disbelief. It’s like the opposite of glam.

You didn’t even mention the Bat Credit Card. What were the Bat Interest Rates? Did he get Bat Cash Back? There are so many questions left unanswered.

Taken as a single film, it isn’t the worst - I enter into evidence: The Spirit.