The land cruiser is a great suggestion, especially if you add some personal touches to it, even just nice all terrain tires in stock size; it says I drive this old car because it is cool, I like it, and I can, not that I have to.

lol, I like your answer :P

Watch the next one be a re-badged BMW X7

Dear Aston Martin: Please design me a lair with my Cygnet as the centerpiece. My budget is $20M.

On top of those, there’s a high-definition backup camera with park assist (handy, since there’s an engine right behind you)

You are the hero we need.

They are indeed awesome. That reminds me, I made a large post in Oppo back in March or so about my 2004 Touareg project... V10.

A lit up grill?  For what?  To give other driver’s notice that you are not going to use the turn signals?

The last tweet is slightly inaccurate. Ivanka is not nearly as cute as a duckling. 

Ivanka is actually the perfect American representation. Being pretty, blonde, and white with a rich daddy will take you to the top of the country for free.

80 miles per day, assuming mostly highway, would call for a diesel. I’d say a 2015 or 2016 GLK250 or GLE300

Affordable. Economical. Dignified. Not garish. The VW Touareg TDI.

I keep seeing the latest Nissan Altima in that grille.

Lexus should steal any grille. Literally any other grille.

VW doesn’t need any more SUVs.

So it crashed through the roof. Your headline suggests that it was parked and displayed on the roof and it fell in.

Wen it comes to aviation accidents. No fire 99% of the time means no fuel. Which explains how an F16 ends up in a warehouse.

I just moved to the Silicon Valley, Model 3's are more common that Civics. The other day I walked out my door and there were 7 Model S’s and 2 X’s parked on my street... I almost felt out of place firing up my gas guzzler. Thankfully one of my neighbors has a GT350R, so I have one fellow iconoclast.

 much quicker 0-60