Take it from someone who has taken an airbag in the chest (tall enough so it wasn’t the face.) Sit as far from the steering wheel as is safely possible.

Keith Sorbet?

Louisiana: Proud to spend both money and time on totally meaningless wall art for weirdos while our state sinks into the ocean.

If they’re not giving a reason I will just go ahead and assume the worst.

Lesson learned. Do not steal a backhoe and drive it ten miles to the airport.

Lol since when do we consider paparazzi a real profession? They’re leeches and creeps 99 times out of 100.

When did the collective Left-leaning blogosphere decide to turn on these two from the original narrative of “interracial couple mistreated by horrible racist British press”? And do you even know why you turned?

He had to drive past my house to get to the airport.

He’s a Kennedy, I understand why he doesn’t like shots.

While Twitter is worse now, it’s like people forgot that Twitter was always bad.

so you thought all Japanese cartoons are porn, then saw some Japanese cartoon characters introduced by a major metropolitan public transit agency, and that didn’t help out your deductive reasoning?

Damn it’s funny watching Musk trying to convince everyone that the steaming pile of shit he plopped out is the most amazing thing we’ve ever seen. What a fucking joke.

God bless her, even in death she still gets the last word over a jerkhole alpha male. 

“Twitter new account signups just went ballistic.”

Yes, this BS that America was somehow “broken” and needed fixing is central to both Trump and DeSatan’s campaigns and is a big lie. America was fine the whole time, the GOP are the ones trying to ruin it.

““Twitter new account signups just went ballistic.””

Uh, as in they peaked and are now plummeting downward at increasing speed?  Okay, bud.

Buzzfeed had 800k people on while they put rubberbands on a watermelon. Went off without a hitch.

He later added that “Twitter new account signups just went ballistic.”

“Top story on Earth today”

You say ‘far too much food’, I say ‘deep working capital in the trade game’