I predict a very near future where Gov. DeSnutz just starts calling all reporters monkeys to “fix” this problem.

We hope that out of this awful tragedy will come a new commitment by our elected officials to address the mental health crisis on our streets and subways.”

He’s 100% responsible for Neely’s death. If NYC does not charge him, they are going to unleash a wave of vigilante violence. 

That’s nice. But doesn’t mean he isn’t responsible for the death. Also, people should really understand that the chance a fight leads to death isn’t 0. So they really need to be less willing to resort to violence.

A peach and a grenade will each fit nicely in your hand. Which is it? Show me what’s in those service records and maybe we can talk. Based on what we know, ND.

Does this mean cinema is doomed or not?

And so we enter... Pratt-fall.

“I worked my way through a list of Ms. Holmes’s friends, family and longtime supporters, whom she and Mr. Evans suggested I speak to.”

My daughter’s boyfriend’s father went to jail for running a $150M ponzi scheme. 6 years. I’ve known of black guys who served fifteen years for cannabis. Probably why Trump is stumping on doubling down on the drug war.

At some point we may have to grapple with the fact that the Gray Lady has more than a few long standing flaws.

You can almost hear the money being transferred from her account to the ny times

Nicoise: LA.  They solve salad-related crimes.

Nonsense. I know from any number of small-print disclaimers on commercials that professional actors are not real people.

Black man with goatee, I mean, the resemblance is striking! 

No, see, this one was different.  They swatted crime, they didn’t solve it.

I took ‘SexPants’’ meaning to be a prediction that the baby-in-this-circumstance (who was chided for smiling and connecting with the server) would, in fact, escape the mental cesspool like his friend’s cousins did, and all the confederate mother’s tears would not bring them back.
May it be so.

Let’s not condemn the little one.

“If this is how the race is going just three days in, we may be in for an extremely interesting ride.” Grabbing the first convenient [Black man] certainly has a storied history in how race goes in Texas...

Its not a job, its an unpaid internship to earn valuable fast food experience!

If you ever watched it on TV you’d find they dubbed motherfuckers as “morbid fiends,” which I think makes it even funnier.