I want to see David and Torch take this to Moab.

His name should be Buyer’s Remorse.

torch is going to buy this the second he knows it exists

I couldn’t help but think of this:

Never trust an mf’er that says “truly” this much

AWESOME. Now to get myself a train car like Jim and Artemis had on “The Wild, Wild West”...the TV show, not the pathetic film.

It's crazy how many words you used to say absolutely nothing lol

Is your butler allowed to call the driver and inform them that ‘the master will be dining at seven, and expects the train to be stationary’?

No one else understands him like I do, he is a hell of a Tunt

This and my own Zeppelin is all i really need to live my turn of the century new money dreams

Lol they’re gonna find so many cops / cop adjacent people with missing or intentionally obscured license plates.

Dear Ozark Mountain Railcar,

This makes me think of a relatively recent episode of the price is right I saw on TV at the gym, where the prize car was a mega base model Nissan Versa with crank windows, no AC, and hubcaps. I can’t think of a bigger methhead dream than winning that car on a game show.

The driver was unable to find meth at the location and will be subbing in a pouch of pop rocks. 

We used to be a proper country... with hubcaps! 

What is wrong with the world nowadays

My guess is that when she complained, she was either talking to a chatbot or to some CS rep in Malaysia who went down her checklist without finding a “Driver was asked to deliver meth” option, and dutifully told her she couldn’t do anything. 

“Hi, I’m Tucker Carlson.”