If you gave it to me, I’d make a mini Mad Max V8 Interceptor out of it.

Frankly, losing the money is nothing compared to having to bang elon musk. He's got the personality of a rancid mashed potato. 

See also Hicks, Bill:

It’s the classic “I know you are but what am I?” defense.

Yes! As a fan of Carlin’s wit I recognized it right away too. Putting aside the political-incorrectness of Carlin’s zinger, Gaetz fails yet again. By flipping it, as you said, the situational irony is lost and it becomes a mere insult as lame as the Pompadour Pervert himself.

If you wanted to do a better job of trolling you might have pointed out how Wakanda is a monarchical, semi caste-based ethnostate that maintains its society and standards of living by strictly controlling its borders and disallowing immigration.

Take a breather, Racism Bot.

So you agree, you don’t want little thumb babies born and want abortion to be legal.

It’s even harder to understand how people vote for him.

This was exactly my first thought: finally the GOP has reached Peak Projection. Matt Gaetz looks like my grandpa’s big toe. 

Ironic, as Matt Gaetz is what Fetal Alcohol Syndrome looks like if it were a person.

Says a guy that looks like his parents are first cousins.

I try not to insult people’s looks since they don’t have control over it but *this* motherfucker is saying other people look like thumbs?!

Here we see an extremely common deflection technique used by a lot of pundits and politicians of Matt Gaetz’s ilk. He’s been told he looks like a thumb on twitter hundreds of times, so he then re-uses that insult on women to make himself feel better.

“Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.”

Actually he flip-plagiarized a George Carlin joke.

“Why is it the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t fuck in the first place?”

He should go apologize to the nearest tree at least once a day for wasting the oxygen it worked so hard to produce.

Not Ace Ventura, Butt-Head (with a very apt Jim Jordan Beavis as well).

It’s just kinda hard to wrap my head around the fact that this dead ringer for Ace Ventura...

If you can’t get them through the door with your food, try something else.