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My vote goes to the 2nd gen Prius. It was the first car designed around efficiency that wasn’t a tiny econobox, a crappy electric car, a low-volume experiment, or a niche oddity with low production numbers. It was a reasonably good-looking, reasonably nice and normal car that got the kind of mileage you used to get

When people say only two things are infinite...this is an example of the second thing.

Pop Pop!

They’re MCU’s new “Community actors”. (I’m still waiting for Alison Brie, Chevy Chase, and Gillian Jacobs to show up though. Also Magnitude.)

His mother is a terrible person and should be banned from going to the movies.

My paternal grandmother died of an ectopic pregnancy in the old country. One reason my parents immigrated to the US was to take advantage of the benefits of a “developed” country.

Oh thank God. I feel like all we were missing in this debate about human rights and medicine was the deeply informed opinion of a professional football coach.

I know, right!? Stick to your job of telling adults how to throw a ball.

Oh fuck off, you fucking turnip. “Sanctity of life” my ass - your fucking job is forcing young men into scrambling their brains for a shot at avoiding a 6-figure debt required to attend post-secondary in America. (and incidentally, you suddenly sure lost your edge around the same time those young men finally gained a

Funny how “forcing your beliefs on other people” is somehow a deep expression of courage.

Scumbag who works in one of the most exploitative industries in the world, collegiate sports, has awful opinions on things he has no business speaking on... Color me totally unsurprised, its how we ended up with Tommy fucking Tuberville as a US Senator.

My daughter almost died from an ectopic pregnancy. An emergency abortion saved her life. Abortion is healthcare. Jim “khaki pants” Harbaugh can go fuck himself.

Football is... (Checks Notes)...

And the crocs. Don’t forget the crocs. <shudder>

On the plus side, windows that work will let you get out of the car, but on the negative, outside is where the snakes are!

Yup. And he parades his substance abuse around the media and his kids...the only who should be happy is Jennifer Garner as maybe she can take turns driving him back and forth to rehab with JLo.

——”The empire just slowly collapsed around us. There is little to nothing left.”—-

She’s been married 4 times. I’d say it’s a fair assumption at this point. 

Why Lopez is so fixated on marrying non-monogamous men, only to divorce them after the non-monogamous men get caught having sex with multiple women, is a mystery. Sweetie - Ben bangs the help, who are in the home. What do you think is gonna happen?

“but another thing we know the man loves is attention.”