I’ve pretty much now cut off all my friends who decided to “vote their conscience” in 2016...which somehow meant staying home or voting for Trump (!) but not Hillary. I can’t forgive them now.

Votes have consequences. People could not hold their nose or lift their butts off the couch to vote for Hillary, so an easily-manipulated autocratic buffoon got to power, and now we’re on the path to exchanging a somewhat screwed-up democracy (where voters do not elect directly the most powerful figure of government) f…

“Worse than anyone imagined.”

Armie? He’s busy having an old friend for dinner...

To be fair, those dudes were totally right about Sonic 2. I never would have seen that level of detail on Sonic’s cloaca on my phone. It truly needed a Dolby cinematic perspective.

They are not wrong. I don’t understand why people are getting so annoyed.  I feel like none of these people have kids.

Lmao what are you even on.

You don’t need multiple streaming services.

Well, if we want to compare brother teams who direct high-budget genre content, the Duffer Brothers have managed to create a burgeoning media empire thanks to one show that everyone watches on their cellphones. And each new season of Stranger Things is definitely treated as an event, as the last month or so of pop…

And so many of them think that just having children is their contribution to society.

Except they got to where they are today, making Marvel films, from directing high-class TV like Arrested Development and Community.

Holy shit man, what is this?

Think of them as loss leaders. If they keep making terrible movies, they get to make money off Marvel when they use Sony owned Spiderman for anything, and Sony doesn’t have to do squat to get paid for that

The ones who are obsessed with finding a woman to “give him a son” to carry on his name are ridiculous. And oftentimes they’re not even rich dudes. So they’ll be able to bequeath to their heir a 1999 Toyota Corolla and a collection of football T shirts?

Oh, it’s definitely ideological. To me it’s no different than the ‘might is right’ people who believe the ability to physically dominate someone is the only measure of how correct an action is. Both situations omit human complexity and reasoning in exchange for blind natural chaos.

What’s the big deal you say?  Well, to put it in terms you might understand better; think of The Brady Bunch.  Now picture Papa Mike Brady deciding to get naked and sweaty with Cindy and knock her up; twice.

Jesus Christ that’s too fucking young. 

Agree with the ‘sounds great’, and I’l have whatever sauerkraut you don’t want.

Do the actual MCU associated but Sony produced Spider-Man movies not actually count for them holding on to the rights? My impression was that these side continuity movies are more about executives convinced they can squeeze the same turnip twice.

I thought the purpose of porn is to be a fantasy, not a how-to guide.