0. Mitsubishi i-MiEV

Does scientology have an pending apocalypse in their belief system? Just edit in a scene where he punches Xenu in the face.

I read The Hardy Boys as a kid. I am not 110 years old. The owners of those properties revised, updated and marketed them in the 1970s.

You would think so, but I just pooped my pants the whole time. That alien was scary.

Not to brag, but their isn’t enough room.

Truck “design” has gotten world-class stupid lately. It is the reason used and classic truck values keep climbing.

That or they got tired of me telling them about my religion too.

Or a cheap sign with your address on it. A hell of a lot cheaper than that sign (or a defense attorney.)

I encourage you to stuff a cantaloupe up your ass.

Sure, but you’re off my list now.

Maybe it sat for years. Then someone turned the key without checking the oil (or lack thereof) first.

That is how you get diabeartes. They're gonna cut your paws off.

Animatronic handjobs are the best part of that place.

Build me a 2CV Safari 4xe.

I’m not saying it’s guaranteed, but...

That sounds unwatchable.

Im not sure who the second paragraph is for, but stop pretending EVs are magically less safe.

And? Why are you thinking this? Are you just implying that EVs are magically less safe based on nothing else?

How dare you not include the art car with what appears to be a large, voluptuous butt I quickly found on a Google image search in this final selection.

Use the maid's hatchback.