He will bury us all and piss on our graves.

This is just a solution looking for a problem. I will just carry a plastic card around.

RE: the idiot imposter in the grey

My reasonable assumption is that the truck was already upside-down.

This is why I never leave the stadium.

Efficiency?

We do live in an imperfect world. Sometimes that means you owe people for you negligence.

Ford Falcon Squire to tow my...

Based on where they stuck it I’m glad there was no mop head.

Last time I said “surprise me” I was served a mop handle.

I’m going to get a powerball ticket. In the slim chance that I win I’m buying this monstrosity. 

I have a dismiss button too, you weak-minded cunt.

People raise children and hold down jobs all the time without cars. Even in that suburban hellscape you’re shitposting from.

Maybe, and I’m just spitballing here, the people who choose to live in the car-free neighborhood are the people who choose to not own a car at all.

...Roy/Keeley/Jamie...

You’re in the comments section of a food blog. You are actively pretending to not understand what milk is. Like, the actual concept of milk. This is the stupidest fucking behavior I have ever witnessed.

That amateur is nearly sixty. No one lives that long and makes it on this scale.

Why are you trying this hard to look stupid?

1 Farley which is equal to 8 Belushis.

I want him to quickly cure his terrible abdominal injury by wrapping his forearm with a bandage.