I know this may come off as crazy talk, but hear me out.

My wheelchair and/or coffin will be ornate AF.

More money than brains is still more fun than more brains than money.

Otherwise the rich don’t get richer.

[penis joke]

After hearing this, I’m starting the question the true intent of that song my neighbors wrote about my chili recipe and gastrointestinal regularity.

Refined gasoline "unrefines" itself over time.

Teenage me would add more bullshit and stickers.

But at least old tires remain as supple as the day they were vulcanized.

He said during his back handed attempt to police my opinions...

I know right! Nothing exploded in this episode.

If her neighbors don't already hate her, they will the week she stops feeding them.

If any of you want to build (an improved) one of these on YouTube, I will subscribe to your channel and offer irritating and unsolicited advice in the comments.

Take his advice.

It absolutely is the right website for him. This place is littered with commenters who just won’t stop falling for his trolling.

Yes, I’m the fragile one here.

Read the first line of my comment.

There was also Antelope Firemist for those who prefer a more...specialized strip club experience.

Will he tear my head off as I climax?

You can drive your dumb ideas all around galt’s gulch.