A lot of parents are oblivious to what noisy little shitclowns their own children are.

How can any of be considered high school movies?

Babies never have cash on them.

How bad he is. He is still a state senator. 

Doug Mastriano didn’t just lose the governor’s race. He was absolutely smeared.

Replace Dr. Phil with the one true Phil.

Electric cars make frogs gay.

If I actually found an existing Cadillac Cimarron I would shit in the driver’s seat and set the whole thing on fire.

It is an [insert place where you live] left.

That just means more parts for my Cadillac Cimarron EV conversion.

I chose to believe Pamela Anderson before, but now that I read his response I have zero doubt.

In a few more generations Seinfeld will be a religion. Temples, dietary laws, holy wars...the whole magillah.

Since you clearly aren’t reading the comments you reply to my answer is horse vomit.

I want this engine in a Miata.

The turbo four displayed its weakness.

...slow car fast...

That engine would bolt up to a Ford Festiva (for those too young to remember that isn’t a misspelling) transmission and made for a fun little "hot hatch."

I need a couple of these to follow me around everywhere I go.

The problem with these plant-based meats is that they are looking for a middle of the road customer that either isn’t there at all or not in large enough numbers.

And we are learning that the market just doesn’t care about those things.