Everyone else is complaining about the automatic transmission.

Who doesn’t want a Toyota Busyforks?

I need to add more feathers to this stetson.

Suzuki SX4 engines are made out of compressed lace doilies.

Halyna Hutchins died in the stupidest circumstances possible. A child is without a mother because of an absolute parade of staggering incompetence.

Roomy wagon. 5-speed manual. Under budget.

“I’m trying to sell it! It isn’t my fault nobody is interested.” — guy who doesn’t really want to sell it

This red.

So the most recent small-minded, hate filled, misogynistic, conspiracy ranting, shit-posting assclown to grace kinja is out of the grey?

This show better have a very attractive mancunian live in nurse or I'm not tuning in.

Sure.

This cannot be happening.

Are there any actors of Hasselhoff’s caliber (not a compliment) available today?

Don’t count on Richard Moll.

This is why I refuse to look up.

I don’t care how stupid a middle-aged Goonies movie will be. I’m going to watch it.

Another Bruce to play England’s favorite Nigel?

The turducken drive system we have all been waiting for.

Gibbles Red Hot are the bomb.