I can still set it to vibrate and stuff it down my pants?

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS!!!?

It isn't a proper TT unless the seats look like The Incredible Hulk's baseball mitt.

Aaron Cake and his 1976 Mazda RX-5 has a few years on Binky and isn’t even in paint yet.

Marinating tofu is work.

I said the smart, reasonable thing here and I feel just fine about it.

...California does not impose a “good Samaritan” obligation on witnesses to a car accident. If you are driving down the street and you see a car crash, you are not legally required to stop, call 911, render aid, or take any steps to help.

Yes. Everyone should stick around.

Fine.

The district attorney signed off on the investigation because he trusted his ADA without verifying. The Indiana judge signed off on the warrant because he trusted his local sheriff without verifying.

Just take a bus.

I knew I was hanging on to this 1971 VW Beetle title for a reason.

I might just go vote with my wallet.

That is...everything. 

Herb.

Triumph TR7. That car was awesome when it was running.

He checks his email every single time the smartphone on his desk chimes. You see generational charm.

If two cartoon women kissing can harm your society, you live in a deeply fragile society.

I hope he does a similar long-form stop-motion film after he finishes the Lotus.

I hold a preference for movie ass-movies.