Your teenagers are right.

No conversational exceptions for cowards.

The movie was shot in Canada. You don't know her.

And would kick ass on Celebrity Jeopardy. 

Time to move to England.

My farts are sonorous and tangy.

I’m pre-embalmed for my early grave.

I want to buy that and do donuts in front of the previous owner.

That doesn’t really addresses my point.

I cannot think of a better way to get clipped by a car. I keep watching it and he is lucky as hell.

I want a long, low gentleman’s coupe.

They got hybrid. They got AWD. Smoosh them together.

I wouldn’t trust a lottery that lacks published winners. Publishing keeps things honest.

...thought...

The car is normal.

Yes!

Suddenly BMW grills aren’t so bad.

I firmly believe we all have our heads up our asses when it comes to range.

Judge Harry Stone: “Sir, why did you beat up a mime and steal his hat full of change?”