I firmly believe we all have our heads up our asses when it comes to range.

Judge Harry Stone: “Sir, why did you beat up a mime and steal his hat full of change?”

She is Rip Taylor for Generation Z.

I really hope you’re lying about being a nurse.

Bye, bitch.

Florida was turning NY/NJ plated cars around at the Georgia border in March 2020.

He only knows what Reagan told him.

I think I saw one during my last swim.

I’m sure there is a car site out their to meet your needs. Have you tried something from Saudi Arabia?

I wouldn’t be surprised if the thieves had all the keys.

They don’t see you as “people.”

That uncle who is always complaining about Iran (often completely unprompted) just wants to live in a place where he can throw acid in women’s faces.

Erin is very welcome here.

My back is killing me. I cannot believe I got all those footlockers into my hatchback.

All I see in that top photo.

Are the rumors about his tiny weird looking penis true?

“$4500. No lowballers. I know what I ruined.”

What an incredibly strange opinion.

The labeling does match. The ingredients are clearly spelled out on every food item in the store. Vegetarian or otherwise.

The Boston Market in my town closed very recently.