Having recently shown up for jury duty I was amazed what people consider “proper attire.” They made me wear a jacket over my tube top.

I’m not telling.

I loved my i-MiEV. Squirted all over town with never an issue.

They just want to suck the joy out of everything. 

Humping luggage at an airport is a shitty job and it always has been. That is why you pay.

You added a hyperlink. That shit quit working years ago.

Finally.

Show off.

Did no one have a ruler? 

cgo2370 engages with every troll like it is their fucking job.

This was a slick ride for picking up hot young women in low rise jeans with tramp stamp tattoos.

You worked very hard to convince me you do not understand this topic on a fundamental level.

You’re right.

...Trump’s ass...

I look forward to this being dropped entirely and never mentioned again. 

It feels like the path to...

Molested by cars?

Next season on The US Supreme Court:

I’m glad I was still able to enjoy The Men Who Stare at Goats despite Spacey.

How important could a rear axle really be?