Ringleader: “We will just stop him on a narrow section of road where he cannot go around us. I have thought of everything!”

It is a cheap hybrid and a cheap truck and a cheap car. There was no scenario where it wasn’t going to succeed.

8 grand for that wax banana is straight clown tits.

Don't be afraid to get help.

It wasn’t just 11,000 flights. My mailbox was also frozen shut. I had to pull fairly hard to get it open.

How do you say woopsie doodle in Brazilian Portuguese?

We drop monocles off the deck. Try to plink peasants with them.

I will laugh at all of you and your peon trains from my private, luxurious dirigible

A basic understanding of how the internet works would have kept you from clicking on this story.

I can only imagine the ways I would desecrate that thing.

Feel better?

Why the fuck would I even own a car if it isn’t for gladiatorial combat?

There is a thin line between genius and madness.

If the snowstorm is long enough I cook my neighbors.

Just come to terms with the fact that we’re stupid. Smart people already know and stupid people never will.

Wherever the sturdiest of lot lizards congregate. 

Nothing you said made sense. Good luck with your dumb ideas.

Why?

With his prostate? He wishes he could pee on children.

These fucking things.