I thought this was a story about one.

The superload is getting dumped in Wampum just North of Big Beaver.

He went out doing what he loved. Being an angry psychopath.

You want a 2012 Mitsubishi i-MiEV.

After creating my own headache once I became a chronic undertightener.

Good advice and bad advice pay the same when your business model doesn’t require return customers. 

I don't even need a hobo bindle when I ride the rails. I can just pick through what remains here. 

When a bit works it just works!

I thought it was a stupid joke involving word play and pubes.

Right turns are gonna leave a snail trail.

Does spilling coffee on your tits count?

It’ll be fine. They have detailers on staff.

A lot of misunderstanding going on here.

Exactly. Smoooth.

This is why I’ll never understand the appeal of a carbon fiber Singer 911.

His employer made him do it and he wants to stay employed.

Perhaps a knock off made of materials that can be powerwashed.

Tried this the other night for dinner. Would eat it again.

This is why I chock the wheels with packages.

Meth burritos will turn your world around. Leave you barking at the moon and spitting teeth dust at your neighbors.