I want this.

Torch needs to turn the Yugo into a box flare beast.

Most electric cars barely use the hydraulic braking system. They tend to last forever.

Regular Coke it is.

Triumph Stag

 These were uglier than bullet wounds when new. Time hasn't changed that.

Iron Fist staring Frank Stallone.

I want to recreate one of these with modern EV range.

You have to go out of your way to photograph a vehicle so poorly.

I know a way to get a vaccination card and keep your $500.

 I’m indifferent. I would enjoy seeing Vincent D’Onofrio again. I would also enjoy someone else chewing on that role.

Robert

Yeah...photos of the engine are...challenging.

Scrotum drag chute.

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The Better Business Bureau has always been a scam.

 Linguistic prescriptivism is just a choice to piss yourself off. Which, yeah...you do you.

 Why I would build my own tank.

Monterey is worth the love. Was stationed there a lifetime ago and if I ever win the lottery I'm blowing on a pricey bungalow in Pacific Grove. 

 Kitchen utensils can be lewd. Very, very lewd.