Well it’s that’s decent attempt at a whataboutism... actually no it’s not.

Also there doesn’t need to be any quid pro quo for him to be impeached for asking a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. 

Go back to trying to find a princess who will marry you, you pervy old man. 

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

I like the part where even shitty trolls have to admit that “it’d be a toss up at best” rather than NO COLLUSION like they’ve always been on before.

Also tends to only work inside your own organization.

Hell, I’ve been spinning a better talking point just by postulating the only scenario in which Trump could be innocent (there is a corruption investigation into a company Hunter was involved in, and funding has traditionally been contingent on continuing that investigation, but Hunter was never considered suspect and…

“I would like you to do us a favor, though.”

Can guarantee you every boomer maga dipshit in his office right now is like; “yeah, you know, there should be a way to unsend an email”

Motherfuckers are playing checkers but they imprisoned the black pieces and tried to deport the red pieces

I want the Fox News heads to have to answer this question: do you always take direct orders from the President or is this just a coincidence?

More like 1 dimensional Candyland.

God, I wish I could fully enjoy this. I wish I could revel in this utter stupidity and incompetence and absurdity. I wish I could just bathe in the schadenfreude without that pessimistic voice in the back of my head staring out the window distractedly and softly whispering, “none of this matters, you know.”

It’s frankly amazing how fucking stupid these people are.  I surprised they don’t accidentally lock themselves in their cars or closets.

My god. MY GOD. THESE FUCKING IDIOTS.

Anyone still wanna go with the “their playing 4-dimensional chess” angle?

Sounds like the White House is gonna have to dig deep, think strategically, and maybe even call on ace spokesman John Barron to save them.

Who said it should not be investigated? Investigate away! You have the facts laughably wrong, but regardless.