I swear, he’s spent more time fixated on Alabama than the states ACTUALLY GETTING HIT BY THE FUCKING HURRICANE.

In a related story, Trump unveiled a new picture today that conclusively proves his inauguration crowd was bigger than Obama’s:

Let’s recap:

Bless their heart cavities*. You know they’re as empty as a donation plate during tax season.

Fact: Stephanie Grisham has been arrested twice for DUIs and has been fired from two different jobs for plagiarism and falsified expense accounts.

Shut up, tomato.

All this fuss by the president and all his henchmen/henchwomen over little old us here in Alabama, bless their hearts.

I get that the whole “Splinter’s in the tank for Bernie” canard is a popular one, but 2019 is not 2015-16. The coverage of the Democratic field has been much more even-handed this time around, if still left-leaning.

But I’ll take it...I’ve never stopped about praising Warren. She deserves every bit she gets.

I work in business journalism covering the energy industry, and Chomsky is exactly right.

I’m reminded of an old Norm Chomsky anecdote where he says he trusts the Wall Street Journal’s reporting above all other sources, because as abominable and fascist as their opinion desk may be, businessmen need the information in the hard news sections of the paper to be accurate if they’re going to rely on it to make…

I think when someone tries to write a “blistering takedown” of a pleasant light comedy show from a quarter of a century ago... that really tells me more about the writer than the show.

*picks up Shawzin and plucks one note*

I cringe every time I see the words takedown, got served, breaks the internet, won the internet, claps back, is cray cray or happens to be woke, lit or includes the word hater. It’s headline grabbing garbage that normally reveals the writers lack of substance. Gotta get those clicks!!!

Off to go yell at the clouds.. or…

It’s just a show. It was never really the ultimate best thing ever, and sure it was a bit overrated, but I think the thing that really makes me old is that whenever I see words like “blistering takedown” I mainly know to expect a level of vehemence that’s not going to do much for me than make me feel tired. There’s…

Yeah, that article is worse than Friends ever was.

I really like Matthew Perry. I’m bummed he hasn’t had more success, but I’m glad he’s seemed to turn his life around.

I loved when Monica and Chandler got together.

Is the show dated? Yes. Does some of the humor fall flat in this day and age? Definitely. Is it garbage? I don’t think so.

She knew what shes was doing... she didn’t have the guts to go through with the whole salute. 

Before I saw the headline, I thought the header image was a game mod. There is something strangely game-engine-esque about that first image; in lighting and make-up. I guess the background is added in post, I realize that is selling the way I see it a bit.