Also, for a town of less than 10,000 where nothing interesting has happened in almost a hundred years, Marysville has a shockingly long Wikipedia article.

She lives right next to the border. She has first hand knowledge of how “those people” are.

“and he lost his license”

Dickhead on dickhead violence is the best violence.

Joe Walsh to primary Trump.

Penny Arcade for the win. Beautifully done.

Gotta love those free market, hands off government Republicans who will support the fact Trump just literally ordered companies to stop doing business with China. 

You hereby “order” companies to look at alternatives to China? Putting aside the dictatorial nature of that statement, WE ALREADY ARE BECAUSE OF YOUR TARIFFS YOU BLOATED ORANGE BUFFOON!

He probably didn’t, but I can hope he woke up somewhere screaming.  

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

Have you been watching fox news again? 😁 

“Better 100 innocent people be executed than one guilty man be spared!”

America should recognize what the rest of the developed world has—the criminal justice system is far too imprecise to deliver a sentence of finality like death.

And apparently favors things that are actually evil.

Fuck NASCAR and fuck Slayer.

I personally would recommend the Sony NW-A55 Walkman! It’s got great support for music formats, an easy to use interface, has APTX HD and LDAC support, MicroSD cards, and you can get it for around $200!

I personally would recommend the Sony NW-A55 Walkman! It’s got great support for music formats, an easy to use…

Congratulations. That’s the most lamebrained summary of recent American history ever. God I hate generalizers, not to mention those who indulge in spurious dichotomies like this one. Here’s why:

“Look at this fat guy over here, I bet he thinks golf is an exercise. I bet that fat son of a bitch eats nothing but fast food and sits on twitter all day cause he can’t get off the toilet. What a waste of humanity.”

What kind of moron would be such a hypocrite, right?

Nothing is richer than Trump telling anyone to go get more exercise.