There is an entire section of this article that addresses why that is not a clean solution.

this is going well so far

It’s just... Holy shit. That is an actual quote from someone?? In seriousness?! YEAH I DIDNT THINK RUNNING A COUNTRY OF 400 MILLION FUCKING PEOPLE WOULD BE SO GODDAMN HARD. I MEAN MY EXPERIENCE RUNNING A SMALL FARM IN KANSAS HAS GIVEN ME PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE DELEGATING TASKS AND SHIT RIGHT?

I actually have a bigger worry: Has he even bothered to READ what’s in them? I’m 99.7 percent sure he hasn’t read more than the first couple of lines before zoning out and just scribbling his childish scrawl of a signature.

It’s what happens when you accept Fox News as actual analysis.

This is my impression.

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

How to Obtain Juice Without a Juicero:

How long is it? Does it feel like it’s worth the money?

Yeah, I went to their website to see the prices. I thought there might be a break even point, even if it’s way down the road. Nope. My favorite is the Pomegranate juice; $8 for a three oz juice. I can get whiskey at a couple of bars I go to at a cheaper rate.

Never mind, I answered my own question. There is no number you can buy, since the juice packs are single use and cost from $5-8 apiece (they’re mostly $7).

I couldn’t help but notice that you didn’t mention the beauty of the Juice Weasel.

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

well, if you’re still naive and noncynical enough to think any documentary is a video blog sans editing, I commend you on your ability to stay so unmarked by the world. As long as the underlying factual content remains true to reality, I’m fine with a bit of sparkle added. Do you find sports coverage equally dishonest…

Ok, found the names!

The 426th day of 2017 would be March 1, 2018: Justin Beiber’s birthday.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Y’know, I was reading the stories about the prank calls and kind of chuckled. After reading this response, I feel like I have no choice but to join in... I mean, it’s not like you get many of these easy-to-perform and highly effective methods of pissing off ICE officials.

Your assumption is wrong. I listen to a lot of podcasts, but not 99% Invisible. This was inspired by Simon Cade’s video, which I did link to in the article.