Baseball needs to be saved?

What you’re saying is you’d prefer the .5 WAR guy you’ve never heard of over the .5 WAR guy you know.

Get out of here with that knowledge. This is Deadspin. Where baseball coverage is (hilariously) trolling Cardinals fans, (reasonably) complaining about unwritten rules and (dumbly) posting pics of people reading books between innings.

“You guys keep thinking my defense of him somehow constitutes me defending him. You’re being much dumber than me. Much dumber.”

“Fucking socialism will ruin this country. Capitalism is American!”

You say that current players WILL PLAY until 40. And call this a fact.

I agree. The real tragedy today and this week was that you had come up with a new avatar and go back to the grays.

Is there anything in your entire world that isn’t *really* the liberals fault?

The edges...Aka also Americans.

As is your brain, apparently.

Well, duh...

This is classic conservative humor.

C’mon. If we’re doing these jokes...He’s a Bulls fan.

Note to fans, especially those passionate enough to get worked up over what complete strangers have to say about a sporting event...People who cover sports will almost never be more biased than you.

This is the opposite of a hot take, but just as dumb.