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“Welp, so much for White privilege.”

Look at that?

Hot take. How do you respond to allegations that this “Raptor” is just a clone of ancient pick up trucks, created by splicing Fusion DNA with motor oil found inside an oil filter encased in amber?

As good a place as any to mention that while I try and make myself cultured in various areas of art and media, I still probably have Dirty Work in my five favorite comedies. I can read all the Proust and Russian literature I like, go to the opera, learn embroidery - doesn’t matter - that movie destroys me.

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

The lights go out and I can’t be saved

Costco Kirkland Organic EV. Delicious, light, aromatic, and... inexpensive. Validated by UC Davis as authentic extra virgin, as opposed to all the other national (non-boutique) brands in the test.

Costco Kirkland Organic EV. Delicious, light, aromatic, and... inexpensive. Validated by UC Davis as authentic

Costco’s Kirkland-branded EVOO: great taste; amazing value; and tests show that it’s one of the few brands sold in the US that consistently meets the IOC/USDA definitions for “extra virgin”. It’s not as good as the stuff my uncle makes in Lebanon that I pack in my suitcase every time I visit, but that you can’t really

Costco’s Kirkland-branded EVOO: great taste; amazing value; and tests show that it’s one of the few brands sold in

Gambling in the US is a $240billion industry. It’s basically impossible to fail at it. Yet we found the one dude who failed at it four fucking times and made him president.

Trump failed at casinos, football, steaks, and alcohol...in America.

Maybe we live in a universe where Atari suddenly comes out with the DIVE virtual reality system and we can play some real Sword Art Online.

The rare case where a typo makes as much sense as the (presumably) intended word, I like it. Keep defying the man, Honda!

Fixating on a monthly payment as the “hurdle” for affordability is nothing new. Baby boomers with 15 or 30 year notes on RVs are a prime example.

I imagine making a basketball decision with Vivek is a little like getting in the car and deciding what restauraunt to go to with my wife. “We have so many trade offers Vivek which one do you want?” “Oh, they all sound good to me, why don’t you choose for once” “Detroit’s offer sounds great” “Nah too spicy” “FUCK YOU!

So you’re saying they’d all stoop to that level? (Rim shot)

Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.

Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

Good thing the graphic artist made sure to make his wedding ring noticeable. Wouldn’t want single ladies throwing themselves at that impeccably dressed dude with the silky smooth dance moves...