But they can’t do anything about it being cold. That would be against their contract. They have to get a union HVAC company to come in to fix it. That will only take 6-8 months.

Now with more sheet metal for bigger Blue Lives Matter + Don’t Tread On Me stickers!

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

I’m sure vampires are fine with it.  

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

Here’s your Boba Fett film: He climbs out of the Sarlacc, and decides that he has got to stop doing this. So he returns to Mos Eisley, changes out of his armor, and buries it in his basement under duracrete. He then meets a girl, falls in love, and they get married. Now, here’s the twist, she dies, but leaves him a…

Rovell just overlooks the fact that the most important percentage in having your wife open her own business is the percentage of time you now get to spend away from her.

I know there’s a lot wrong with this world and every day it looks more and more like we’re circling the drain, but March is the time of year when Americans everywhere can all rally around our hatred of Duke Basketball and hope that they don’t make it past the first round of the tournament. Fuck you, Coach K.

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

Seriously. The EcoBoosted Flex is a sweet road trip machine

Having driven them, I disagree.

Later:

Same person?

Nah I’m pretty sure the purpose of this was to try and sell more trucks of questionable quality.

There is, of course, the kind of beauty you can see with your eyes. Clean lines, good proportions, a nice paint job, that kind of thing. But there’s another kind of beauty that happens when a car is fulfilling its purpose. A Nissan GT-R is most beautiful when it’s winning races. A Honda Odyssey is most beautiful when…

If Andre Drummond got 30 and 24 and no one was there to see it, did it really happen?

“So don’t front, MC Ren ‘cuz I remember when you drove a B-210"

If Bledsoe sucks, he’d better watch out for the Bucks’ new rookie, Drew Romo.