trolling needs refinement, 2/10

Obligatory:

I would gladly vote for Jesus, but like actual Jesus not the Republican fictional Jesus that loves guns and hates the gays.

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”

...and once again, I see those aborted fetus photos and think, “those don’t look human at all.” Which I think is the opposite of what they want me to think.

the cognitive dissonance is astounding. I tuned in to a half hour of the rnc last night and as a Canadian just sat slack-jawed at what I was watching. Shameful.

It’s always funny to me that Clinton is considered dishonest but Trump has said so many things that turn out to be not true or false. Hm.

I just keep wondering what kind of human being thinks it’s OK to make fun of Hillary for her husband cheating on her. Can those people please wear signs so I can make sure I never speak to one of them?

We should create a VP Emeritus position just for Joe... like, we’ll have a real VP, but he can pop into whatever the current administration is any time he likes and just like, make some jokes, give some advice about working with the Senate, put his foot in his mouth, and then leave for the day.

Can we please get Uncle Joe as Hillary’s veep as well? He’s just such a lovable doofus, like a golden retriever.

I'm gonna miss him soooooo much.

I don’t understand the argument against closed primaries. Caucuses are far more un-democratic and isn’t it logical for members of a political party to choose their own nominee? Anyone is free to register for whatever party they would like to have a voice in.

Thanks. Working in this field must be a monumental headache.

I was going to comment about that NPR interview here. I was so enraged I was SCREAMING at the radio. My dog was concerned.

Hawkins worries that Trump might not be taking the nomination seriously.

Yeah, so sad that you don’t have more friends in the “trying to crap on women’s rights” club. Boohoo.

“It’s lonely over here in the pro-life camp,” Kristan Hawkins, president of Students for Life of America”

Jesus, I thought this was an announcement that the new episodes were dropping July 1st, Beyonce-surprise style. I am hugely disappointed. Back to regular life.

yeah i mean, cool for those countries, but i don’t care. i just want them to announce the date for the new episodes.

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