As a historian I approve this clearing of the record.

I just copied that from the book jacket of Graham’s biography.

This is literally a season of House of Cards.

If you were going to murder someone this is EXACTLY what you’d say to throw off suspicion.

I almost feel bad for Republicans. ALMOST. (read: actually not at all) But jeebus this is a hard fucking decision. Cruz - a creepy theocrat who nobody, not even his fellow senators, likes. Who can’t even get a SECOND on any bill he tries to pass. or Trump - a racist (out loud where no one can pretend otherwise)…

Sure, Trump is one twirled mustache short of being a silent film villain tying women and men to the train tracks, but to me Kasich embodies the banality of evil. I loathed him already, but as I’ve been having a miscarriage over the last few weeks I think of that fucker and his ilk every time a clot of blood or tissue…

I have often said that if you told the public that a presidential candidate was a murderer, everyone would be like “oh, Ted Cruz?”

When I’m away from the family, in Washington, D.C., my dinner is a can of soup. I have dozens in the pantry.

He’s going the reverse psychology route. “I WON’T EAT ANYTHING YOU PUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YOU! CAN’T! MAKE! ME!”

I feel like Obama must kind of feel the way I feel when I try to get my kids to eat anything. “Okay guys, here. I know you like this. It’s bland, inoffensive, yet substantive and you have definitely eaten something like this before. Now chew and swallow. GODDAMNIT WHY ARE YOU SAYING NO!?!?! YOU’RE JUST TRYING TO BE…

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

Well, 8 years ago, a racist reaction to Obama’s election brought about the Tea Party, and this is a direct continuation of that. The Republican Party in its naivety though it could absorb the Tea Party, in the same way the Democrats thought they would absorb the Occupy Wall Street movement. Both were wrong, and now…

B ARACK

“Wait, why isn’t my side supporting me anymore? Why won’t they believe me when the evid—ohhhhhhhh.”

The way you personally feel your eyeliner looks best.

I personally was annoyed at how it kept coming back to deranged lunatics. There are TONS of gun deaths on this country that have nothing to do with deranged lunatics and everything to do with the fact that it is simply very easy to kill people with a gun. We are the only country in the world that has both weekly gun…

The Democratic debates have been a breath a fresh air. I love seeing actual issues discussed rather than grade-school taunts and insults. I mean it when I say I am fine with either Bernie of Hillary as the Democratic nominee. I will crawl on glass, send e-mails, and work like a dog to get either of them elected.

Best part so far: Anderson pausing the debate to explain the import/export bank, because he knows both people on that stage are way more knowledgable and researched than anyone in the audience. Hillary and Bernie laugh. America prospers.

Yep. The way a friend put it to me, Bernie is a snickerdoodle and Hillary is a chocolate chip cookie. You might prefer one type over the other, but either is 1000x better than a GOP shit cookie.