LOL, forget about the engine, the SMG gearbox would die way before that, or the clutch :))

I only read the title, but I must say you are onto something right here. I am not stranger to BMWs, I worked on them and owned them and I say they are some of the best driving worst used cars you can buy :)) Honestly I find it hard to defend any bmw engine, their diesels are terrible, their v8s are weak soauce, and…

LOL, “to me getting the car home in one piece is my main priority” Racing is not your thing man, try some Auto X then or solo track days. I cant speak as racer, but I do drift, and when I do, I dont care about the car, I just care about winning.

WTF did you steer right? Sure that was not a nice move by the driver in front, but you crashed on your own accord. Could have braked, or braked and steered left, just steered left and give him the ol pit maneuver, you would not have gone on the grass. In racing, one must never shy from a little body damage.

DIY boostleak? Check! VW forums never disappoint, well at least not like the actual cars :)) Yeah, I would have given up too.

I like the plan, but there is one mistake though,

Are for real right now? Is that the actual procedure?

VW has been pushing the same reheated stew since the 90s, tdi is shite and so is the rest of the car. Retard level engineering so plenty of dumb bugs and unfortunately some of them happen to also be pretty major, hence costly. I’ve had the misfortune to use such cars and even had to work on them. A corrado or a mk2…

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And since I bought my BMW I also bought a lot of tools, a dealer level code reader and basically never walked into a shop since.

SO heres how I judge people:

I realized now, that as a driver, I would probably not enjoy all those yobs running around and shouting whilst taking pictures of my car, and likely make me use it less often.

Stop whining you sissy, crawl back inside your bubble and dont bother sincere people with your bullshit allergies.

WTF are you taking about noob? Just a redneck/hillbilly mod? Tell that to all the pros running ls’s in their trucks, boats and race cars. Its the best V8 engine for the money and with a turbo, the most powerful and reliable.

NO, NO, NO! The whole point of a coin car wash is that its cheaper and faster then a full servant wash.

That looks concerningly similar to then e46 lower rear arm, stamped steel with a small tack on it. Should I get adjustable arms?

also the guilty drive will be fined, which I think is the key here. if you are driving like an idiot you will eventually lose your license and pay a lot more money on insurnace

At least you’re not a gypsy.

It IS a Giant vent!

Where teh hell did they get those cute wheels?