My new Jetta wants me to push the clutch in before it will turn the starter. It has a key.

No worry, just call up Gas Monkey Garage!

His drivatar suck some serious balls.

This is not the world we live in.

Waiting for the crash test results...

What kind of death wish moron goes out cycling in the middle of the night, with no lights on him whatsoever?

FUCK THAT!

I would not know this from personal experience, but snorting cocaine is far more effective at enabling you to drink massive amount of alcohol before feeling drunk.

Do you guys remember the car in the first episode of Archer?

Why do jews watch porn backwards?

I used to work for a Jewish carpenter.

I was watching this and thinking; Oh God, I hope the e46 is ok.

one word

I think somebody fucked up the calibration of the machines in my city,

Since season 5 stopped being funny?

Absolutely breathtaking.

CP.

Evolution fitted those with lower intelligence with tougher bodies.

He took out a tree and a lamp post.