This platform is everybody's bitch. Even Suzuki got in on the action.

I never said it was dumb, I just think it's silly and quite frankly boring.

Just in case the customer gets "too excited"

Yeap, it's a pretty

Just one more reason not to hang ridiculous thing from your car key.

There ya go:

"As he goes into turn 2"

I don't get why people do this...

Let's hope they don't run Windows on the main computer, or a BSOD may get a whole new meaning...

IS THAT A MOUSTACHE?

The heater is what all that gasoline ends up burning for.

Thanks Joe!

Are you talking about Chernobyl? Because I want to go there this summer, but I heard it is populated by thieves and I should not go without a big group or a gun.

After first attempt,

GUNSHOTS ARE LOUDER THAN HONKING FOOL!