Clearly Blatter has not been to the Fappening.

Always support the idea of the other person and then say, “But the last time I did this I had explosive diarrhea that broke my friends toilet.”

He thought it was practice! Practice!! Practice!!! Practice?

Hey Phil, how’s it goink?

It’s beyond time for the NFL to toss the franchise tag program.

Good. Go bye-bye. Join Tim Tebow in Single A

There really isn’t a legal punishment in our judicial system that will truly be able to give justice to all of these victims. May he and Sandusky experience a level of pain in prison that exceeds what they have done to the innocent lives they sought to destroy.

No matter what I do it veers left and catches the frame of the eye glasses. Every...daggum...time....

Idiocracy comes alive!

How long will this run before fresher content will be posted? This article is stale, it’s been up for weeks across all the gawker sites.

+1 MOAB dropped on Melo.

You won! But Majerle, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.

Damn, Phil should look into doing that after this gig. He’s as much of a pompass ass as SAS and he has a ton of bling. He rips NBA players left and right and has just as many hot takes that suck as SAS.

I bequeath to you 1 million stars and all of Wilt Chamberlain’s lovers.

Yuk.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Why the cross posting of video game blog stuff on the sports blog? Not a fan of this cross posting business. Will it ever stop?

That has been the problem that several players or coaches from a previous generation have with the following generation when they are put in a position of coaching or managing them. Bird, Magic, Isiah, and Silas to name a few as coaches, and MJ, McHale, and Isiah had lackluster GM gigs and blamed the young players and…

You got it, that was the joke. The inside conversation Phil has with himself. Made for a fun day of commentary.

You busted me. I was not 100% serious. Phil is as shitty a GM is Melo is the face of a franchise. Made for a fun day of commentary.