Glad to hear about the flashlights. It was a good idea in theory, but for the most part they just make the game look shitty.

This will spawn a race of heavy set lard-loving vampires. Watch out for teeth marks on your belly and moobs.

"5. What makes you think that when aliens arrive they'll be able to distinguish between humans and all the other biomass on Earth? Maybe we'll all just look like different forms of roughly the same chemicals."

Whatever, I can't stand overly vague story lines. I didn't get what the fuck this was about at all.

This is the kind of thing I dream about finding at the bottom of a smouldering crater in my back yard.

mmmmMMMMMEEEEEHHHhhhh.

This can all be fixed by simply calling it [Insert name other than Akira here] and stating that it is heavily inspired by the 1988 animated film Akira, as opposed to saying it's a remake.

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I love tips like these, thanks!

Man, there hasn't been a good spiderman game since Spiderman 2 for the old Xbox. I still plug that game in once in awhile when I'm stressed out and just swing.

But sound and colour never required viewers to wear something on their faces. They also didn't require any kind of acclimatization to the media, because colour and sound are real. Cinematic 3D isn't true 3D, it's an illusion that more or less bullies your eyes into submission. Holographic technologies without 3D…

Ugh, I fucking hate this 3d fad. It's such a stupid gimmick. All it is is 3 to 30 minutes of intense discomfort, 5 minutes of kinda cool, and then 60 to 90 minutes of not even noticing it and lifting the glasses off to check if you're actually wearing those stupid things for a reason.

Jesus Christ, can we please just have a BSG game that let's me be a viper pilot? PLEASE?! How hard is this to grasp? C'MON!

Bruce Banner looks like he should be called Bruce Boner. Cuz he looks like a tool.

You can simulate this. Next time a friend is sick and about to throw up, shoot him in the head.

Sooo... this is scary stuff huh? I think it would be scarier if the little girl was laying eggs in their faces.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,

Ugh. Are you kidding me? Sorry but that whole sequence just looks dumb as hell. While it is true that Apache air assault could have been better, as far as the actual feeling of piloting a fully loaded attack chopper it kicks ass more than any other helicopter game. The apache in this game looks laughably arcadey. Like…

This games needs to be way more bloated with features I don't care about before I can consider buying it. :/