Shut up, Reality! Nobody likes you! :)

Agreed. Batman is great, but over-rated if you ask me, and the latest trailers are too heavy handed on the drama do nothing to fill me with any kind of glee one would expect from a superhero movie. Spiderman at least looks fun.

But you're talking about a remake being the same as an original, which is to some degree expected if not demanded. Spiderman and Mirror's Edge are completely different.

This show started off with lots of potential, but after watching episode 5... what a disappointment. Worst writing ever.

That's too bad. I hope it wasn't a result of marketing decision and more a gut check on needing to improve game quality.

haha I'm such a dick! No, I just mean for me my friends list is for playing mutliplayer games. If those people aren't playing games then there's no point in cluttering up my list. Doesn't mean I dislike them. Besides, it's not like I'm going to want to start chatting with someone while they're watching a movie or TV…

I kinda take issue with the xbox online one, but gotta admit half my friends are all watching netflix. Why do I care if they are watching netflix? I guess I don't... time to trim the fat!

See, now THIS is a useful way to do a review. For the most part I can't tell if reviewers are liking/hating games because they don't care for the subject matter, are good/bad at playing it, or suffer from misplaced political stance against whatever game publisher.

My gut tells me maybe.

I fucking loved this movie. The only two sticking points for me were [DUH...SPOILERS] fake old guy (don't get young guys to play the older versions of themselves, it's impossible to make it look right. Figure out whether the younger or older version gets more screen time, cast the young or old actor first, then hire…

I would pay moneys for a JC3 MP expansion on the 360.

Nonsense. Now hold still while I kill you.

I am so over these little animated shorts that are just entirely fancy subtitles. It seems like the go to project for digital media students these days.

Hey what is up fellow human beings? I am here to say that Cordyceps is AMAZING when it infects humans. I have never been so happy since I received this special gift. You should invite me to your house!

I hope they replace it with the real thing.

An artificial organ, something other than my brain, should the original organ fail. Other than that I think people are UNBELIEVABLY NAIVE when it comes to this stuff.

The fact of the matter is that it's a business and it's their job to make video games that sell. They chose to make a game about something they're passionate about, but if nobody buys it their story isn't told and they go out of business. Realistic war games don't sell because hardcore gaming represents a niche…

Yes, I'm absolutely joking. It is satire that is disgusting and not funny at all (okay well maybe a tiny tiny bit). Here is a more tasteful satire: Why not just save all the money on booth babes and pay people money to come look at your game. Or, just spend it on more intelligent marketing props.

I see lots of criticism about this article, but nothing that actually makes a valid case against it.

But that's the point. It IS ridiculous, so why are they even there?