This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

RE!

“These people have awful names.”

John Daly is Fucked Up Again, Enters Tournament

T-minus five minutes until your uncle’s Facebook explodes about a Mexican stealing something on his way over the wall.

Melo, at least, is playing his cards close to the vest.

True story. I once dumped a girl because her favorite cracker was a Triscuit. I couldn’t look her in the eye after learning this. Well that and she fucked my roommate. I still get bitter and angry about it all these years later. Triscuits? How could she have been such a bad person?

“Lastly, I don’t think any person would have chosen Hillary as a paragon of virtue and human decency.”

If the tackle didn’t get her, eventually the cologne would have.

The case should have gone before a grand Jeury.

The irony of Brexit of course is that England, Wales and Northern Ireland advanced to the knockout round.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."