Yeah, let’s give it to a guy who threw 67 innings. Real CY Young-esque.

“If you’re going to heckle an opposing outfielder, it’s usually a good idea to pick on somebody who isn’t likely to crush the hell out of a baseball.”

“SCOTT STERLING!”

Never tip on tax. Tip on subtotal.

This is a very specific idea. This isn’t just writing a column. He copied an idea and he admits it. It’s not illegal, but it’s bad form. Come up with your own shit.

I side with Simmons. It’s no different than working for Coca-Cola with proprietary information and models and then transferring to Pepsi while trying to take the models with you. It’s forbidden in every other industry on the planet, almost always contractually. Just because it’s not written into his contract doesn’t…

Then you’re just asking for fake injuries.

His shtick reminds me of Taylor Swift when she wins awards.

How do you have ALLLL that metal in your “Run Through a Goddamn Brick Wall” playlist and have no Pantera or Slayer? Ya suspect.

You’re forgetting SS/Medicare taxes which are 7.65% combined. 39.6+5+7.65=52.25%

When you go to LA, how do you not automatically think of Nelly - Country Grammar?

The juxtaposition of those rules with your 331 word sentence made my head explode.