Well I guess it’s between Credit Suisse/Bloomberg and...um...”Scott”.

The modern day version of “Press F to Pay Respect”:

11% market share drop in the first quarter of the year. Maybe more now? OOF

I’m guessing market share loss = price increases...

As ze Germans say:

Thanks Mark for playing Star Treks ODO. RIP.

Drunk driver? DAFUQ? You watch the same video? Oh I see, you’re distracting from the main point.

The worst part of the Tesla going the wrong way was that the Tesla actually broke it’s own navigation line to go down that particular side of the road.

How long until Captain Adderall calls someone over at NTSB a pedo-guy?

I’m pretty sure this is NOT a detective car but a regular duty officer car, as seen in the interior shot with the center counsel having the mount (which has been removed) for the laptop and other controls that a regular police car requires. Most cars used for high ranking officers and public workers are pretty much…

Can someone please photoshop the plates to say OOPS instead of OHIO?

Welp, I mean the video below was posted here over a year ago but hey - it spoils your narrative.

“You’re”

Yeah, they may as well name all of them Model L (for Lawsuit or Loser)

6'-2" is not slightly above average anywhere in the world. Only 15% of the worlds population is over 6 feet. Most of the world (85% = majority) is UNDER 6 feet.

Cool it with the “there are good people on both sides” stuff, Trumpkin.

Collin Farrell? For a hot second I swore that was Mandy Patinkin...

Isn’t this the model with the pumpkin in the rear that explodes if you launch it too hard?

I mean, c’mon...

I think they all felt this way. I mean, there’s a reason that there are John or Paul songs with the occasional Ringo or George song thrown in.  There aren’t too many true Beatles (as in the group) songs.